mr. whippy 99p cone

An England summer staple which now costs £2.50 (if you’re lucky)

From an iconic TikTok:

Aunt: “Girls, what’s just happened?”

8 year old, Marnie: “So, there’s an ice cream van there, selling just two ice creams with two chewing gums in it for bloody nine pounds for two of them!”

(on the van only taking cards)

Marnie: “I’m stood there with my cash — b*** hell.**”

(on what the price should be)

Marnie: “It should be like one pound or two pounds. It’s going to get nowhere.”